A List of Things Wot Would Make Me Happy

1. Being allowed to carry an electric cattle prod around Cambridge.
2. Having a pet penguin in the house
3. Going to a supervision dressed as a gorilla. When supervisor criticises essay, beat chest
in an angry fashion
4. Singing in a happy clappy gospel choir
5. Being a one-woman band
6. Being able to play the banjo

Any more suggestions welcome (Sophie??)