We heard you were naked - can we come in?

So, typical night at the Wolfson bar last night. Had a few glasses of wine, and came home at midnight. BUT - on the way back, walked past a room where people were pretty naked and dancing and singing very loudly to Madonna (Like a Prayer). So I went back to the club room and gathered a posse together and we sprinted back and crashed the party (to the evident disappointment of some of the girls there - but in all fairness we did take 5 men with us). We knocked on the door and when someone answered Simone said "Hi, we heard you were dancing around naked. Can we come in?". Good line, no? How could they refuse?

So, there is life at Wolfson.

And, for the record, all the people were fully clothed by the time we returned so now everyone thinks I was making up the bit about them being naked.