Back in der Schweiz

Arrived back in Berne yesterday to rapturous applause and a sophisticated dinner party (I made up the bit about applause - but some people were a little bit pleased to see me, only they hid it very well). Had dinner with Carrie, Martin & Barbi and Terry & Simon. Fizzy wine followed by red wine followed by whisky. Hangoverlicious. Had a great evening catching up with everyone, talking shite and making long lists of all the crap jobs we have done. Spent this morning doing life laundry, clearing all my stuff out of Hugh's flat. It was surprisingly pain-free. We sat and had a long talk followed by a big hug and it was great to see him so happy and in love. And I managed to get my book on how to make the perfect porn film - so many achievements in one day!

I think Ryan would have appreciated the view of the small patch of Canadian soil opposite Carrie's flat. A much prettier view than our own Embassy which looks like a cross between a junior school, a hospital and a mental institution (quite apt, considering the people who work there!).

Anyway, must dash: The Finn is due to arrive any second now!