HA!

It turns out the French essay isn't late after all. It's not due in until the 14th! Had I read the French supervisor's e-mail, I would have known this for the past 3 weeks. But it's a rather pleasant surprise. Shall do it this afternoon - no, really I will - honest!

Am spending the morning in the Garden of Eden, revising Milton. Trying my best to be a good student today - will attempt to repress the evil twin until this evening. But I fear her powers are growing stronger by the day.

Hello people at the British Embassy Berne - I am now armed with English bacon, Red Leicester cheese and porridge oats! Look forward to seeing y'all tomorrow...