Pulling techniques reconsidered...

As a ps to my previous post, one incident I forgot to report was that a very good-looking young man tried to chat up Nicola F-B on Saturday night, but alas to no avail. The conversation went something like this:

Him: So, what do you do?

Her: We're murderers, all of us.

Then I appear from nowhere and tell him "We're all on a LOT of anti-psychotic drugs".

Him: Are you married?

Her: No, we all used to be but we all murdered our husbands

Then I appear again, and kindly inform Nicola she has to smell one of my armpits and she gets to choose which one.

At this point, the goodlooking young man decides to leave.