How people find their way here

My shiny new site meter tells me not only how many people are reading my blog, but what searches they used to find their way here. Top 4 so far:

1. MSN search on "chez in stockings" - wtf mate?
2. Yahoo search on "how to put a coat on" - surely it can't be that difficult?
3. Google search on "Percy vanished old oak table" - hahahaaa!
4. My favourite so far: an MSN search on two words "Becky" and "spanking" - hurrah!