Her Not-So Dark Materials

Look upon my mighty works and bow down and worship me! I am indeed the newly-crowned Queen of Crochet (or a very Happy Hooker).

James, whilst trying to be supportive, has commented that this is the worst colour clash he has ever witnessed. I said that that is only because he wasn't around in the 70s.

I know everyone reading this is going to want this wondrous work of art for themselves, so I propose to send it to the person who sends me the best tribute to it. Note the interesting colour scheme, lack of conformity to defined shape, as well as the didactic message of peace and understanding it so obviously portrays. Yes indeed. I'm off to make a coaster now.