BBC headlines, redrafted

So, I logged into the BBC t'other day to find out what is going on in this gloomy world of ours (being a student, I no longer do newspapers). I was quite shocked to read:

"Man responsible for Global Warming".

Shocking stuff! I think: "Which man? Oooh when I get my hands on him, I'm going to punch his fecking lights out. Who does he think he is, destroying the ozone layer, etc etc". When I logged on again later in the day they had changed it to "Humans responsible for Global Warming" - quite a disappointment really. I was looking forward to finding this particular 'man' and beating the living crap out of him...